Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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