I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
