Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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