i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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