Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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