just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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