I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
