Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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