I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
