Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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