i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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