I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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