The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
