I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
