god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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