apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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