Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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