Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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