My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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