How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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