Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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