so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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