I think I died a long time ago.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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