All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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