BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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