If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
