I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
