Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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