shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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