He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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