everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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