i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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