Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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