Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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