id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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