Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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