Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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