Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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