"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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