he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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