We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you guys were way drunker than both of me
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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