i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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