oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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