did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You can't motorboat a personality
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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