Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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