she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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