Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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