i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
