i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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