The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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