YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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