if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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