Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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