i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Buhtt sex?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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